This is the way I live

HE : Can I buy you a drink? 
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. 
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. 
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. 
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? 
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? 
SHE : I must've been given your share. 
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? 
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. 
HE : Your face must turn a few heads. 
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. 
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. 
SHE : Okay, get out. 
HE : I think I could make you very happy. 
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?